christian louboutin banana nude pumps, aka that which one cannot obtain

in my quest for the perfect nude pumps (because what else would i need to live a fulfilled life?), i stumbled across the epitome of a classy, sexy, beautiful pump that promised to make my legs look approximately 3 feet longer. these sky high pieces of art practically made me salivate they were so yummy. and even though i expected them to cost the equivalent of a month's rent in the city that i currently live in, i couldn't bear the thought of not possessing such beauty.

please god, send me a sign that i am in the right. preferably in the form of a check made out to me for $900 (i'll throw down for the rest, dear baby jesus, i swear).

amen.